Multi-generational Mixer Pillows

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Multi-Generational Books

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cowpunk

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

My Dog Scratch

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Lincoln Lane

DJ.