Multi-generational Mixer Pillows

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Multi-Generational Books

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'..and one for the pot.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Shake well before using.

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

My Dog Scratch

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

Lincoln Lane