Intergenerational Mix-up Fan Pillows

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

His Master's Data.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

Camelot

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

"A mistake, I have made."

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: "The Difference Between Us". You're all half a century younger than me

"...They look more like Albert's."