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'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Jester

'Shakin' bacon.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Merry Christmas!

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.