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'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

"All I've got left is smoked."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.

'Shakin' bacon.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Merry Christmas!

Jester

Prosecco and Pudding

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Drunk Golfer.

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.