Mythical Merry-maker Mugs

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Working at a brewery.

Angelicus alcholicus.

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"All I've got left is smoked."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Jester

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Prosecco and Pudding

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Drunk Golfer.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

A trap for Santa