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'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Alien Life on Mars

"The doctor will see you now."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Martian restaurant and take away

'Who put that thing there?'

Mars-A-Lago

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

You are HERE

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

Surprise

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

IRS: Short Form.