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'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Alien Life on Mars

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'Who put that thing there?'

Martian restaurant and take away

"The doctor will see you now."

Mars-A-Lago

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

You are HERE

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

Surprise

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'