Mri Adventurer T-Shirts

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Anatomy.

"AI tsumoney"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'