Mr. Darcy Fans T-Shirts

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

I Pagliacci

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

War of Words

"The estranged string trio."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'