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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Anna Calvi

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Greenfingers.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Not here - home!'

Princess Anne

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Vampire Bat

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

Put it in petty cash.

Animals of the Royal Wedding