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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Greenfingers.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Not here - home!'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Vampire Bat

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding