Mr. Bean Admirer Gifts

Rowan Atkinson.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'I'm Bored'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale