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"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Perfect."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."