Mower Customizer Mugs

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"