Moving To A Small Town Gifts

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Who's the best vet in town?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Culture Saturday

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Allotment

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Picking pastries.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Country Bumpkin.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'How very Cumbria.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Why Cows Leave Home

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'