Moving To A Smaller Home Gifts

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Castle Efficiency

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'