Moving To A Smaller Home Pillows

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Castle Efficiency

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lazy Octopus

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'