Moving To A Small Space Pillows

Self-Isolating Hamster

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

A DIY disaster.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Moving in

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Our giant sale now on!'