Moving To A Small Space Pillows

Self-Isolating Hamster

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Tool Box

A DIY disaster.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Moving in

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Our giant sale now on!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.