Small Spaces Pillows

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'