Small Spaces Pillows

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'But what is the universe for?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

How am I abducting?

Apple Pie Abduction

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'