Moving To A Small Town Mugs

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Who's the best vet in town?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Allotment

Culture Saturday

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Picking pastries.

Country Bumpkin.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'How very Cumbria.'

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"