Moving To A Lake House T-Shirts

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Taking it easy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Beginning Yarder.

"Summer Reading Group"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Hello from the shed.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

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