Moving Into A Studio Apartment T-Shirts

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Book Me!

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Moving in

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'No it's still not fixed'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.