Movie Buff Seniors Gifts

Now Showing: Retirement Village Vixens! You must be 65.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Comedy Cafe

Silence of the Chickens...

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"