Mourning Pillows

'You should've called me sooner. I need a kidney transplant.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Gravestone: Jed T. Riggs - This wasn't my idea.

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

Relevant from 1962-1980

'Everything was a game for him.'

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

'Counting you and the outpouring of comments on facebook, that makes three.'

'He was only ninety three.'

"I just got done telling him when one door closes another opens."

'Get a pen and paper quick, I'm about to say something witty before I die!'

'It was unfortunate timing that he suffered his heart attack while playing charades.'

'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'

'The not so Grim Reaper'.

Former Survivalist

Social Media Stomps on Private Grief

I find Mr. Barkis going out with the tide

The children at their cousin's grave

Sign in Heaven: BEWARE OF NOTHING

Here Lies Wes Shurmiman - 134 Likes.

'Oh well - he had a good innings, best go and update his Wikipedia page.'

Death of Queen Elizabeth

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

"He was doing just fine till he choked on one of those flexible straws."

"How about something nice for his ashes?"

"He makes it look so damn easy."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Would you like his gun back? We'll have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers."

"It must be tobacco plant, dad was a heavy smoker."

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

"I take comfort in the knowledge that he died surrounded by his family, even if it is being investigated as a homicide."

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

"He always was a hugger."

The night