Mourning Rituals Pillows

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'He was only ninety three.'

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

A grave with an array of beauty products

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Former Survivalist

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Dead Workaholic