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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

High-gravity baseball

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ms. Rusmore

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

The successful rubbernecker...

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Danger Signs.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'