Mountain Expedition Fans Prints

Inconvenience Store

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

High-gravity baseball

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ms. Rusmore

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

The successful rubbernecker...

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Danger Signs.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.