Mountain Dog Admirer Gifts

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"