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Kilroy was here first 1945...

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Happy Hour

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Rock Climber

"He loves his leaf blower."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Painting

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."