Mountain Climbing Rival Pillows

Kilroy was here first 1945...

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Happy Hour

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

"He loves his leaf blower."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

Painting

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'