Mountain Bard T-Shirts

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

Shakespeare in the clink

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Renovating your bathroom?"

John takes a personivacation.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Grange Hildegard.

Pirate

If cows would write fairy tales...

Businessman As A Weather Vane

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

Irish chickens!