Mountain Bard Mugs

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

Shakespeare in the clink

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

John takes a personivacation.

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"

Grange Hildegard.

Pirate

If cows would write fairy tales...

Businessman As A Weather Vane

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'