Motown Enthusiast T-Shirts

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

'Is there any Motown song that you don't use in your aerobics class?'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Jazz is Invented

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'