Motown Enthusiast T-Shirts

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

'Is there any Motown song that you don't use in your aerobics class?'

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rap music

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Kritik's Korner

Jazz is Invented

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'