Motown Medley Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It's the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Popera!

The Four Tops in Concert

King with the boom box.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Street signs in Motown.

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

Future Opera

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

'You have a beautiful voice but would you mind not singing your answers?'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'Is there any Motown song that you don't use in your aerobics class?'

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"You know that Whitney Houston song where she sings 'I believe the children are our future'?" "Yes." "Doesn't that frighten the #!@* out of you?"

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Just as I suspected - it's arrhythmia & blues.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'