Motorcycle Sales T-Shirts

'May I help you?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Hell's Angels

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.