Motor Mishap Manager Pillows

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Have Horns Venn

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

DIY expert.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'The cat did it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Men painting red and white.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

'Your kinect is broken.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Humps ahead.

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."