Crafting Mishap Manager Pillows

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

DIY expert.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Cluster Catastrophe

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."