Motor Mishap Manager Gifts

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Have Horns Venn

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

DIY expert.

'The cat did it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Men painting red and white.

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Humps ahead.

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'