Motivational Talk Critic Pillows

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Hanging off every word...

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I think I can". (train)

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'