Motivational Poster Critic Pillows

Follow Your Dreams

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

If all else fails, give up.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Campaign Donations

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

"What is it you'd like to know about incentives, my son?"

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

Printing Room

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

'Let's one-up our critics. Let's add anti-oxidents to our cigarettes.'

'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Some mentor you turned you turned out to be.'

Something without the sexual connotation, please.