"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."
Motionless Movie Buff T-Shirts
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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Bond James, Bond."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Benedict Cumberbatch
Director/Action Man toy.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Herman Mankiewicz
"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."
"We just watched a hypermovie!"
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
No-Work Orange
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Silence of the Chickens...
Albert & Myra - The End Story
Cut!
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
Stand-up Romcom
"Why am I always the designated driver?!"
Night of the Zombonies.
Motionless Movie Buff T-Shirts Collection
Motionless Movie Buff Mugs
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Motionless Movie Buff Pillows
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Motionless Movie Buff Prints
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