Moths T-Shirts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Lepidopterologist

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."