Humorous Moth Enthusiast T-Shirts

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Praying mantis.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Fly Artist

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.