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"How do you think it went?!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Mammoth Posing

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Philip of Mastodon

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"You ordered mammoth again?"

You have to hunt a different one

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Mammoth hoover

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

The Habits of the Night Moth

"I think the lines down!"

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

'Shall I be moth?'