Mammoths Prints

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Mammoth Posing

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Philip of Mastodon

The wool club for mammoths.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Mammoth hoover

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"I think the lines down!"

'Shall I be moth?'

The Habits of the Night Moth

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."