Woolly Mammoth Enthusiast Prints

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Mammoth Posing

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Republican Mutant Mammoth

Wolf Watching the Sunset

You have to hunt a different one

The wool club for mammoths.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Philip of Mastodon

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

The Habits of the Night Moth

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'