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Butterflies and moths

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

None O' Your Larks

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'