Motherhood Magic Pillows

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Downloading Pregnancy

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Men explained.

I love my family!

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Mother's Love

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'They sure have small litters.'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Maternity Ward

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'