Mother-to-be Delight Pillows

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"So! When's the big day?"

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"Mum, we had sex-education at school today: is that really what happened to Daddy?!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Six down, three to go!!"

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'A work in Progress.'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Eat your vegetables

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'