Mother-to-be Delight Mugs

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Mum, we had sex-education at school today: is that really what happened to Daddy?!"

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Six down, three to go!!"

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'A work in Progress.'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Eat your vegetables

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'