Mother-in-the-making Mugs

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Mother Nature

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

The Elephant in the Womb

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

In the club.

Congratulations! When are you due?

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Mum, we had sex-education at school today: is that really what happened to Daddy?!"

Maternity Hospital

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Muy mum rocks.

'I'm on the way!'

"Six down, three to go!!"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."