Mother-to-be Fashionista Mugs

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

Little Princess.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Instant Gratification Cafe.

How's the new one?

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

In the club.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

Maternity tattoos

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Yummy Mummy

'I'm on the way!'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'How far along are you?'

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'